Ever wanted to trade in your boring existence for the glamorous life of Hedwig and the Angry Inch star Neil Patrick Harris? Your prayers have been answered! You can now travel along with NPH in his new book, a “revolutionary Joycean experiment in light celebrity narrative.” In Neil Patrick Harris: Choose Your Own Autobiography, the Tony nominee lets the reader live his life. Would you like to try out for Doogie Howser, M.D.? What kind of caviar would you like to eat on Elton John’s yacht? The options are endless. Plus, there’s cocktail recipes, magic tricks and of course, “embarrassing photos from your time as a child actor.” Neil, this sounds amazing. Get a sneak peek of the book, now available for pre-order, then pick it up in stores October 14!