Shia LaBeouf stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live on October 13 and revealed to the host exactly what went down at his eventful night out at Broadway’ Cabaret in June. Oozing humility—and humor— the star described how it all started with a trip to Ireland, followed by a viewing of the World Cup in the Big Apple, before he even ended up at Studio 54. Where between eating fruit, smoking and grabbing Allen Iverson’s (you read that right) butt cheeks with a “Hercules” grip, he landed in jail. At which point LaBeouf said he turned “into Tupac.” The sorry tale ends with a McDonalds egg sandwich and a promise to stay clear of Broadway “for a little bit.” Watch below to see the unpretentious LaBeouf explain himself below—we wish him well with his treatment for alcohol addiction and recovery.