When you think of the Olympics, you think big: Big talent, big emotion, big drama. Like many people around the world, we’ve been riveted by the events taking place in Vancouver this winter—from the mind-blowing risks (Hello, halfpipe!) to the head-in-hands wackiness (Clown makeup while figure skating to Sondheim’s “Send in the Clowns”? Wha?!). All of the excitement unfolding up north got us thinking: What if there were an Olympic event for all of us theater geeks? If you think nothing could tear you away from sinewy men in feathers doing triple salchows, consider how awesome the Olympics would be if belting were an event. But which Tony-winning diva would take the gold?
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