Some people vote to make a change in the country and to perform their civic duty. Celebrities on the other hand head to the polls for sex, to strengthen their fingers for tweeting and to impress fellow A-listers like Ryan Gosling and Courteney Cox. In the hilarious Funny or Die video a slew of famous folk (including Broadway veterans Darren Criss, Neil Patrick Harris, Kathy Griffin, Jenna Ushkowitz and Jesse Tyler Ferguson) list off the ridiculous and raunchy reasons why they choose to rock the vote. Click below to see why these actors (hopefully) have no political careers ahead of them! (Warning: expletives ahead!)