We don't know about you, but we're literally counting the days (18!) until Bette Midler steps back onto Broadway as the star of John Logan's new solo play I'll Eat You Last. Playing Hollywood superagent Sue Mengers, Midler will light up and gossip about stars in the show, which is directed by Joe Mantello. Judging by the just-released poster, Broadway is in for a hell of a dish session and we can't wait. (Did we mention we're counting the days?) I'll Eat You Last starts a limited run at the Booth Theatre on April 5.